B-I just became famous!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?
B-No
J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?
B-Because i dont like you!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
B-I'm leaving!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?
B-No
J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?
B-Because i dont like you!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
B-I'm leaving!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
by brzy4ever!! December 18, 2013
Nathan: *tells a story of utter perplexity*
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."
by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 28, 2019
Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"
"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 4, 2009
A shocking surprise that is preposterous.
by Massiveturd December 20, 2009
A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.
Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.
Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.
Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)
by Omgeezus January 4, 2012
Chad told alex "holy guacamole", you are effing gorgeous!
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."
by chad900 July 20, 2013
A less profane way of saying holy crap; a phrase to express astonishment.
A song by MF Doom featuring Paul Barmen.
A song by MF Doom featuring Paul Barmen.
Holy Guacamole, i think i wet myself!
Man, MF Doom and Paul Barmen need to make another song together, Holy Guacamole was awesome.
Man, MF Doom and Paul Barmen need to make another song together, Holy Guacamole was awesome.
by -LSD- August 23, 2010